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desperatehousecat:

Aww gee thanks

desperatehousecat:

Aww gee thanks

homosexuallyfrustrated:

grindrlulz:

Grindr Security

Posted on August 28, 2014 by Grindr Team



There have been recent reports that Grindr has an alleged security flaw and we wanted to clarify the matter with you all. There is nothing that matters more to us than our users and protecting the Grindr community is a core priority.  As part of the Grindr service, users rely on sharing location information with other users as a core function of the application. We are always focused on doing what we’ve set out to do from the beginning: help guys meet other guys. Grindr’s geolocation technology is the best way for users to meet up simply and efficiently.  As such, we do not view this as a security flaw.For Grindr users concerned about showing their proximity, we make it very easy for them to remove this option and we encourage them to disable ‘show distance’ in their privacy settings. If a user wishes to turn off his distance setting, all he needs to do is toggle the show distance option in Settings. The app will still work, however other users won’t be able to see exactly how far they are.We are continuously updating our platform to increase security across our networks and we do our best to keep our Grindr community secure.  Stay tuned for continued enhancements and new features in our upcoming app updates.


Yeah, but they don’t mention anything about being able to be pin-pointed on a map, just that geolocation is the best way to meet…


Because Joel Simkhai has *no* clue what he’s doing. And neither do his programmers. If Joel was honestly concerned about user security he would tell his programmers to fix this flaw immediately. No one, for any reason, needs to be found on a map with their profile picture. No one. Yes, it’s a flaw. I don’t believe for one second he wanted this to be true. Given the sheer amount of places that still consider being gay a crime punishable by jail or death, it is very *very* difficult to believe Joel and his programmers thought, “Yes, let’s let others who don’t have Grindr be able to locate gay people on a map.” Either Joel and his programmers are dumb or they are clueless…or worse, both. (Guess which way I’m leaning.)
I guess Grindr is too busy killing all of the bots who have suddenly shown up (oh wait, no they’re not), or they were too busy fixing the supposed iOS chat delay issue that persisted for nearly 6 months (nope!). I’d file more complaints with the CA Attorney General’s office, but what’s the point? Grindr doesn’t care. Hey, the app works; that’s significant enough of a milestone to consider all of these other things non-issues.

homosexuallyfrustrated:

grindrlulz:

Grindr Security

Posted on August 28, 2014 by Grindr Team

There have been recent reports that Grindr has an alleged security flaw and we wanted to clarify the matter with you all. There is nothing that matters more to us than our users and protecting the Grindr community is a core priority.  As part of the Grindr service, users rely on sharing location information with other users as a core function of the application. We are always focused on doing what we’ve set out to do from the beginning: help guys meet other guys. Grindr’s geolocation technology is the best way for users to meet up simply and efficiently.  As such, we do not view this as a security flaw.

For Grindr users concerned about showing their proximity, we make it very easy for them to remove this option and we encourage them to disable ‘show distance’ in their privacy settings. If a user wishes to turn off his distance setting, all he needs to do is toggle the show distance option in Settings. The app will still work, however other users won’t be able to see exactly how far they are.

We are continuously updating our platform to increase security across our networks and we do our best to keep our Grindr community secure.  Stay tuned for continued enhancements and new features in our upcoming app updates.

Yeah, but they don’t mention anything about being able to be pin-pointed on a map, just that geolocation is the best way to meet…

Because Joel Simkhai has *no* clue what he’s doing. And neither do his programmers. If Joel was honestly concerned about user security he would tell his programmers to fix this flaw immediately. No one, for any reason, needs to be found on a map with their profile picture. No one. Yes, it’s a flaw. I don’t believe for one second he wanted this to be true. Given the sheer amount of places that still consider being gay a crime punishable by jail or death, it is very *very* difficult to believe Joel and his programmers thought, “Yes, let’s let others who don’t have Grindr be able to locate gay people on a map.” Either Joel and his programmers are dumb or they are clueless…or worse, both. (Guess which way I’m leaning.)

I guess Grindr is too busy killing all of the bots who have suddenly shown up (oh wait, no they’re not), or they were too busy fixing the supposed iOS chat delay issue that persisted for nearly 6 months (nope!). I’d file more complaints with the CA Attorney General’s office, but what’s the point? Grindr doesn’t care. Hey, the app works; that’s significant enough of a milestone to consider all of these other things non-issues.

Grindr Security

Posted on August 28, 2014 by Grindr Team


There have been recent reports that Grindr has an alleged security flaw and we wanted to clarify the matter with you all. There is nothing that matters more to us than our users and protecting the Grindr community is a core priority.  As part of the Grindr service, users rely on sharing location information with other users as a core function of the application. We are always focused on doing what we’ve set out to do from the beginning: help guys meet other guys. Grindr’s geolocation technology is the best way for users to meet up simply and efficiently.  As such, we do not view this as a security flaw.For Grindr users concerned about showing their proximity, we make it very easy for them to remove this option and we encourage them to disable ‘show distance’ in their privacy settings. If a user wishes to turn off his distance setting, all he needs to do is toggle the show distance option in Settings. The app will still work, however other users won’t be able to see exactly how far they are.We are continuously updating our platform to increase security across our networks and we do our best to keep our Grindr community secure.  Stay tuned for continued enhancements and new features in our upcoming app updates.

Yeah, but they don’t mention anything about being able to be pin-pointed on a map, just that geolocation is the best way to meet…

Grindr Security

Posted on August 28, 2014 by Grindr Team

There have been recent reports that Grindr has an alleged security flaw and we wanted to clarify the matter with you all. There is nothing that matters more to us than our users and protecting the Grindr community is a core priority.  As part of the Grindr service, users rely on sharing location information with other users as a core function of the application. We are always focused on doing what we’ve set out to do from the beginning: help guys meet other guys. Grindr’s geolocation technology is the best way for users to meet up simply and efficiently.  As such, we do not view this as a security flaw.

For Grindr users concerned about showing their proximity, we make it very easy for them to remove this option and we encourage them to disable ‘show distance’ in their privacy settings. If a user wishes to turn off his distance setting, all he needs to do is toggle the show distance option in Settings. The app will still work, however other users won’t be able to see exactly how far they are.

We are continuously updating our platform to increase security across our networks and we do our best to keep our Grindr community secure.  Stay tuned for continued enhancements and new features in our upcoming app updates.

Yeah, but they don’t mention anything about being able to be pin-pointed on a map, just that geolocation is the best way to meet…

More bots?

Worst hookup?

Anonymous

I don’t know if I’d really consider it a hookup. But here we go:
I was going out with this 18 y/o a few weeks during the summer and he made it clear to me that he was a bottom. We had talked dirty, he blew me in his car, etc etc. So my parents are out of town the last week of July (I’ve moved out since then) and I invite him over to stay the night and do whatever. After a movie, we go to my bed and he begins to blow me. 5 minutes in, I recall him mentioning that he likes to be face-fucked, so I grabbed the back of his head and began thrusting a bit. Whenever he started gagging too much, I’d slow down and allow him to catch his breath. After a few times, I got really into it and thrust really hard, which triggered a loud gag, and then him throwing up on my bed spread. I sent him to the bathroom while I threw everything in the wash.
After he had recovered and I laid out new bedding, he decides he wants to bottom. So we get warmed up again, I lube him up, and I get about halfway in when he basically yells to pull it out because it hurts to much. I lubed him up some more, and tried again, to the same reaction. We tried a couple more positions until he wanted to try no more. So he ended up just jacking me off and we called it a night.
Needless to say, we didn’t mess around again.

Is this real life?

Is this real life?

Did anyone else get this from a bot today?

Did anyone else get this from a bot today?

desperatehousecat:

Aww gee thanks

desperatehousecat:

Aww gee thanks

mjwoodbridge:

Them straight married men..:tryna get up in mah PU$$Y!!! lol

mjwoodbridge:

Them straight married men..:tryna get up in mah PU$$Y!!! lol

I’ve had multiple random, older men add my drag page on Facebook and message me telling me how sexy I am. I just reply with my Amazon wish list.

j6:

what a mess

j6:

what a mess

We're close, (kinda) I live in hayward :)

That’s actually where the guy I’m talking to lives. Small world.