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Best date Ever?

Anonymous

That would have to be this past Valentine’s Day with my ex. We had been hanging out for about 2 weeks when I asked him to be my Valentine. He said “yes” and I made plans for the night. 
I picked him up and drove us to Los Gatos to have dinner at a somewhat fancy restaurant. Before going in, we exchanged cards in the car. His was really cute. Mine was a little more on the funny side, but included a picture of a makeup I did for him:(It was an inside joke we had had. And he had told me he was a fan of my makeup art, being an artist himself. I thought it was sweet. And he liked it.)

After a great dinner together, we talked about getting dessert elsewhere. We decided on getting a slice of cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory and I drove us to the top of Communications Hill (in San Jose), to eat it. We sat on one of the benches, under the moon, and shared the cake. 
Later, he mentioned wanting to go somewhere a little more private. I drove us to a cemetery on the other side of town where we took a long walk, followed by a pretty intimate makeup session. 
Then I took him home, kissed him goodnight, and drove home happily.

NOT OF YOUR DICK OF YOUR FACE

Anonymous

LOL
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you have a pic

Anonymous

This isn’t a porn blog. :)

How bigs yo dick

Anonymous

I think I answered this last week. ~7” and average girth, I suppose.

Are you seeing Anyone right now?

Anonymous

I’m currently not seeing anyone, but I’m talking with someone a couple towns over. We’re going to meet this coming weekend. Keep your fingers crossed that everything goes well. :)

Are still performming as a drag Queen?

Anonymous

I haven’t had any shows since August 9th, but I am still very interested in continuing to perform. There are a couple potential shows I want to join, but I need to get my finances settled before I even think about getting out there again.

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

Guapo

lol. I feel like I’m being hit up on grindr.

itsracerelated:

I am a fucking delight.

itsracerelated:

I am a fucking delight.

stupididiotboy:

So I’m engaged

stupididiotboy:

So I’m engaged

adventuresingay:

Wait…. HOW DOES GRINDR KNOW I’M JEWISH?!?!?!?!

adventuresingay:

Wait…. HOW DOES GRINDR KNOW I’M JEWISH?!?!?!?!

~WORLD CLASS~

~WORLD CLASS~

adventuresingay:

Keepin’ it “clean” on grindr.

adventuresingay:

Keepin’ it “clean” on grindr.

Yasssz you be spillin that truth tea, honeybun! Check all them lil' grindr motherfuckers like you putting Nike's on their feet! Oh and here's a question mark ? because I know I'm supposed to ask a question here.

hotkniife:

I haven’t seen a Grindr profile psd so my gay ass decided to make one 

features

  • customizable text (name, top left stats, about box blurbs)
  • optional drop shadow on the top left stats for pictures with bright backgrounds (for best effect, use actual selfies or personal photos of the face claim)
  • the top bar is a color fill layer that can be changed to something other than Grindr yellow (just remember to change the headline and about text vectors accordingly)
  • credit is appreciated but yall gonna do what yall gonna do

Grindr is obviously intended for queer males but don’t be afraid to use this psd for any character regardless of gender or sexual orientation (✿◠‿◠)

[ download ]

This could be fun